HELLO SCHMUTZ.

Remember that first time you opened the box to your new glossy gadget? The smell. The sound. The perfection of the clean screen that you couldn't wait to touch. The reflection looking into the depths of the glossy glass. Ahhhh. What a moment.

Now look at it. Schmutz all over the place.

You probably have no idea that it’s filled with germs. Lots of germs. Bad germs. Germs that make you sick.

When was the last time you sanitized any of your screens? Your keyboard? Say good-bye to Schmutz with AM screen cleaners. Schmutz will be swiftly and safely wiped away leaving a clean computer screen for your laptop, phone, tablet or TV.

WE HEARD THAT

"PUBLIC RESTROOM SEATS ARE 50 TIMES CLEANER THAN MOST LAPTOPS.”

THEY SAY

“A NEW YORK PIGEON IS 10 TIMES CLEANER THAN THE SCREEN ON YOUR PHONE."

IT'S PROBABLY TRUE THAT

“SOMEONE ELSE'S NOSE IS 35 TIMES CLEANER THAN YOUR TABLET'S SCREEN.”

IN SOME PEOPLE'S OPINION

“A DONKEY'S MOUTH IS 20 TIMES CLEANER THAN MOST KEYBOARDS.”

Illustrations by Geoff McFetridge.